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Rick "Easy Over" is in the house. Seems that most have remained in the Keystone State, or within spitten' distance from the border.
Uncle StuJ is in California via Dayton.
I'm in North Carolina via Denver.
Scott M. is someplace in the Central time zone.
Anyone else out of state?
posted by Easy Over @ 9:05 PM
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I'm damn near dead center in the state. I did make a brief run to an AM/FM in Hilton Head, SC. in the early 80's, but came to my senses and returned home. :)
Well, I must say that this is pretty tame so far. Where are all the perverts I knew and loved back in the day?
So, I'll post a little humor then.
"TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!! "
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car
has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to
the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake
pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay
calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios
in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back seat by mistake."
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FAMILY
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the
96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the
other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94-year-old yells
back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and
pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92-year-old is sitting at
the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her
head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood."
She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's
at the door."
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"I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!"
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March
day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man
replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have
a beer."
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SUPERSEX
An little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As
she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex."
She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him,
she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally
answered, "I'll take the soup."
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ROMANCE
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep
but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used
to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her
hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she
said: "Then you used to kiss me. "Mildly irritated, he reached across,
gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds
later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck." Angrily, he threw back the
bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked. "To get
my teeth!"
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DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTER
80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She
holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess
what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in
the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close
enough."
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OLD FRIENDS
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they
had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities
had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they
were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get
mad at me .. I know we've been friends for a long time ..but I just can't
think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it.
Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least
three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How
soon do you need to know?"
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SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just
heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.
Please be careful!" "Wow!" said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's
hundreds of them!"
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DRIVING
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see
over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The
woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I
could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more
minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again.
Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost
sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was
losing it. She was getting nervous . At the next intersection, sure enough,
the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other
woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red
lights in a row? You could have killed us both!" Mildred turned to her and
said, "Ohmygosh! Am I driving?"
So what's the scoop on the reunion?
we should pick a weekend soon
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